no toast?

I'm really sad today because I can't make toast anymore. No, I didn't lose my cognitive ability to make toast. There was no mystical basketball I touched that took my talent, like in space jam. Actually, we dont' have a toaster in the new apartment I moved into. I thought I was really brilliant when I thought to just pump up the oven to full blast to cook the defenceless little slice of bread. However, I just ended up drying it out completely. It was really sick and the butter was really hard so it tore the bread in half. I sulked. So now making eggs will really be an awkward and incomplete process without any bread. I'll miss you toast.