zombies and texting

I've recently been doing a lot of killing in my spare time. Don't worry, they're zombies and they don't have feelings (unless an intense lust for my blood and flesh is an emotion). My favorite is the shotgun. I won't go into detail, but I can feel the stress melting away when I cause virtual wanton destruction everywhere I go. Almost the same effect as a lavender candle, but a little better and more manly. Anyway, I just got the game and find it consuming my thoughts lately, especially the first day I got it because I bought it right before I went to work and didn't really get a chance to play it. The thoughts consumed me to the point where I was driving and didn't see another car slowing down to turn in front of me. I actually almost hit them. I guess it's kind of the same thing they're talking about right now with texting and driving only with me it was thinking about killing zombies while driving. I've never had a problem with texting and driving or talking on my cell phone or shaving or anything else people normally do behind the wheel. Maybe my problem effects more Americans than we care to admit. Maybe we should all bad together to create a law against the cognitive reenactment of the slaying of undead. Maybe we can all make the world a better place; freeing it from alluring daydreams that bind our thoughts as we command our automobiles. Or maybe I'm the only one and I should stop playing so many video games.