memories from my train trip

I just got on the train and I kind of don't really know where I'm sitting because the whole time I was boarding I was talking to my friend Lisa on the phone. I seemed to be in my own little telephone world talking to Lisa. A man who looked like a train attendant directed me to an area where I would have two seats all to myself. Yay! I lay there talking for a while on the phone. Toward the end of my conversation, I noticed that I was the only one talking on the whole train car and I was talking in my outdoor voice too. Somebody just sneezed as I'm writing this and it sounded like a baloon after you let go of it and all the air coming out of it sounds farty as it shoots around the room. Anyway, at this point, I am talking liberally on my phone as I realize that many people (who have probably been on the train for hours already) are trying to sleep all around me. People would stir and shift in their seats still with their eyes closed and some would even turn around and look at me. I seem to have disturbed many people's drifting sleeping patterns. dang. I hate being the center of attention. She sneezed again.